Hai Pak Ngah!

OK. I guess I'll have to force meself to sleep - or should I just stay awake untill later tonight?

Let's find out...

Know what you seek,

Seek what you want,

Want what you love,

Love what you know.

The journey is short - it lasts forever.

I was walking down the isle at the mini-market when I realised that something was wrong. I had forgotten to wear underpants!

Of course, that didn't happen - but it's still a funny story nevertheless.

I think I should go botak soon. Shaver's charged to the max, I hope (that shit takes like 2 days to charge).

But then I won't be seeing these nice new ubans popping up... ah well.

Because I can ^_^

Why stop at 13th May? All Chinese are evil, I get it. What about WWII? Damn Japanese raping our women - or hell, what about them KHTIs plundering our land? Damn British and their queen.

There you go. Now not only the Chinese are evil fuggers wanting to take our country from us, we've got the Japanese wooing our women and Brits eating our babies.

http://www.toughestdeveloperpuzzleever.com/tdpe/

I give up...

Because Rizal is awesome.

I saw Najib's speech on the evening news. I think someone's been watching too much Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen...

Wives are generally are funny creatures. They won't have sex with their husbands for weeks, and months sometimes - and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Books are an expensive habit. Which is why I've stopped. I think ciggaretes are STILL cheaper than books. Granted, books can be re-read, but smoking cuts half your life span so you don't have time to re-smoke anyways.

A box of ciggarettes costs almost 10 bucks nowadays but it can last you a 2-3 hours, if you chain smoke. Books on the other hand costs awhopping 30 bucks, and that's the small tiny ones - with big letterings any semi-blind old man can read through without his glasses. And those takes me an hour or so to finish (the books. Old men takes me longer to finish). Remember the tiny "Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone"? That was pretty much a less than an hour read. The movie lasted longer.

The bigger books lasts me longer - 2, 3 hour tops but then they cost more too.

So I don't smoke neither do I buy books anymore. Which is why I am hooked to Wikipedia - to support my reading habit. This is also why I know what Bauhaus means (House of Building) and that it didn't have architecture in it's first semester. It's also why I know who's Maxwell's demon (boring) a brief history of the light saber (awesome) and the etymology of "etymology" is from the Greek etumon (true sense) + logia (study of).

I somehow feel that I should end this post with a vulgar gesture.

,..|.. ^_^ ..|.., (It was either this or a picture of my ass)