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BWAHAHAHA!

So the other day i was browsing through jobs to take on and there it was: "20 pounds to draw 10 images within 24 hours! "

I looked at the samples shown and it was like: Holy crap! Easy money! I can do way better than these like, in FOUR hours! Tra la la and so i bid for the job... sent a message, some samples... and GOT IT!

YAY right?

WRONG!

I have somehow read it wrong; it was twenty EUROS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But, since the client had paid me half in advance anyways, i felt compelled to just complete it. Eheh. Eheh. Eheh.

He's really lucky right? Say yes, because it's either that or i'm really dumb hauehuahe aehu aeh uaeh aueh auehuae haueh uah uaeh auh uaehuahe uah uahuaehuae huah uaehuaehuaebauehuabuaehuaehuaeh uaeh auehauehaeuhaeuhaeuhaeuhbaeuhaeuahe uaeh uaeh uaeh uaeh uaehuaeh uah uaeh aueh auh aeuh aeuh aeu.

Eheh.

Here you go, the twenty euros worth of images:

I'm funny that way.

A friend told me this once, which sounds solid enough:

Studies show that people who celebrates more birthdays tends to live longer.

Facts of life to ponder on, yeah? 

The following was developed as a mental age assessment
by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age can't do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10 This is for cat.
11 This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

I got his in a forward from my aunt. Good stuff yeah? Muahaha

Here's a teaser page from our upcoming children's book. Text removed of course, on request from the sis. Everything should be done before the end of this month, insya Allah

I was working on these two images yesterday... you know, for that portfolio thing i mentioned...

So then suddenly my sis texts me with this:

"Jom picnic esk nak?"


WHOA! Freeeekeh.... Was i releasing a Let's-Go-To-A-Picnic-soon aura?

Cue creepy music. Twoooo wheeeee whoOooOoOooo

Top Five things I did in Kelantan:

5) Tried Cili Solok
4) Went shopping with a wife who actually DIDN'T whine
3) Hot Kelate chicks
2) Swimming with my son + water slide

Number one on the Top Five list would be:

He's a maaniac maaaaniac!

Getting to drive a bus at 197 km/h!

Okay fine - getting to POSE like i'm driving a bus at 197 km/h!

I actually wrote "Sekian, terima kasih" in a letter today.

Eheh.

Sekian, terima kasih.

It's true. I feel like writing. Well, actually it's not much of writing, but just these... words swimming about in my head - trying to burst out. Let's see if i can articulate them well enough for me to look back on it later down the road 20 years time (screw grammar, form or function. Just WRITE!):

What is truth but our own believe in something that is right. There is no true "truth" but that is what we "believe" is truth. We simply denotes the majority. Not many people breaks out of this state of mind and finds his own truth. Human beings performs the best in a group, and groups perform the best when united. United in the believe of the "truth".

Take the sky for instance: Would the truth be the sky is blue? black? transparent? merely a reflection of particles? Whatever your answer is, can you prove it? With scientific formulas, methods, equipments? Are your formulas real? It makes sense doesn't it? But will it make sense still 100 years later? Did it not sound ridiculous 100 years ago?

Too light an analogy? Not convincing enough?

Gravity then. Does it exist? Really? Or is it just a term we agree on for something someone made up a long time ago. If it's real and very provable; then what is it? Is it really a force that pulls us to the ground, a force that is within every object - the bigger the object is the bigger the pulling force.

Could it not be a pushing force? Could it not be a field surrounding us, pushing us down? Why not? It is not impossible.

The idea of gravity itself defies the primary law of science: There is no such thing as infinite form of energy; everything will in the end change to another form. Perpetual Motion does not exist. Yet gravity does not seem to be releasing it's pull (or push, if you swing that way) - in fact it seems to be constant; one of the thing that you can rely on to always be there in life. Or is it? Anybody?

Contradicting "truths".

But what i do know is this: The truth is expendable. It gets crushed and rebuilt brand new every single day. What is true yesterday are false today. Everybody is wrong at one point or other, whether they know it or not.

So how do you know that what you know is true then? Well it's clear isn't it?

You don't.

You just have faith that your beliefs are real. Shut your ears and eyes if you have to, as long as you are right.

i jus gok bek fro kelate yesterdeh! Weng wik mai fameleh so mene piepeh i fek laik wik tour gruk hahaha. I wang to kontinyu this pos bak i tink wan lain aredi kele kabuk bekoh i oso dong fahe wak i tulih. Ngaruk sokmo. Gapo mu masi baco? I oso kenok andersten oreddih wak i seh.

Welke bek fro kelate