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I've experienced ALL of those shits (and done some of the stuff - not proud of it but there you go)

So i was just starting to tell my wife how awesome i am, when she snorted in disbelief.

"Yeah right." She said.

"I'm so awesome, everyone knows me!" I replied.

"FINE! Let's prove it! I bet David Letterman doesn't know you!" She said.

"Dave? We had pottery lessons together back in 1998!" I answered, making pottery gestures.

"I don't believe you!" My wife said, rolling her eyes.

So the both of us took a flight to Worldwide Pants and as we arrived, out came Dave himself!

"Dave!"I yelled.

"Zik!" He yelled back excitedly. We man-hugged and chatted for a few minutes, seeing that Dave had an appointment to keep. As Dave left us, my wife retorted - "well that's just one guy! I bet that was a coincidence!"

"Alright, name me another famous dood. I guarantee i will know him!" I replied, nonchalant.

"Hmm..." She paused to think for awhile. "I bet you don't know Tony Blair!" she said, triumphantly.

"Abang Tony! Why both of us used to beat each other up at Street Fighter! I'm still better than him though." I answered - which was the truth.

"No way. I don't believe you!" She said sceptically.

So we took the next flight to England down to Abang Tony's office. Imagine her suprise when they let us in without an appointment the minute i said my name. So to cut the story short, me and Tony played a few rounds of SF, with my wife watching us (grumbling all the way).

"Well that's just  two people. Still looks like coincidences to me!" She said later.

"Okay, you know what, since we're here in England anyways, why don't we go give the Queen of England a visit?" I replied.

So off we went to visit the Queen.

Unfortunately, they were having some sort of parade and it was quite hard for us to reach the Queen. So i told my wife that i'll find my way up to the balcony and she'll see how close i am with the Queen.

10 minutes later i was with the Queen, chatting it up while having some scones and tea (with a spot of milk, of course).

As i came down, i saw that my wife was in a perpetual state of shock. "Now you believe me?" I asked, smug.

"Oh my god that was too much! You're really awesome!" She exclaimed.

"I guess it took the Queen to make you see huh?" I asked.

"No... no..." She said. "When i saw you chatting with the Queen i was thinking up other names we could see to prove that you're NOT as awesome as you say you are."

"Then what made you changed your mind?" I inquired.

"But i had to surrender when this guy standing next to me points at you and her Highness and asked 'Who's that with Zik?' !"

 

Unix time, or POSIX time, is a system for describing points in time, defined as the number of seconds elapsed since midnight Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) of January 1, 1970, not counting leap seconds. It is widely used not only on Unix-like operating systems but also in many other computing systems. It is neither a linear representation of time nor a true representation of UTC (though it is frequently mistaken for both) as the times it represents are UTC but it has no way of representing UTC leap seconds (e.g. 1998-12-31 23:59:60) - wikipedia

Apparantly, the time stamp for 11:30pm (UTC) February 13th this year is 1234567890!

A once in a lifetime experience. Don't forget to take pictures!

I guess Obama just does it better eh?

Once there was a man who had no mug. No matter where you look in his house, be it in his bedroom, kitchen, toilet or even the pantry, there wasn't a single mug to be found. Sure, there were glasses and cups and teapots - but there was just no mugs!

"How can this be?" Said his friend, who visited him for the first time.

"Well what can i say? I find them unimportant." He replied.

His friend puzzled over this for days. Days changed into weeks and that changed into months. Many time the mug less man attempted to persuade his friend to stop thinking about it - as it has thoroughly changed him. Nothing could be done however, as his friend - now jobless, divorced, and homeless, had not a single thing left other than the shirt on his back (and even THAT was in tatters) and the thought of the man without a mug in his mind.

It was a decade later that Mister Mug-less finally gives in.

He bought a mug. It was a cheap blue colored mug, with pictures of cows and little rabbits on it. 

Nevertheless, he had bought a mug.

*update: looks like Rizal has continued the legend!

*update: part 3 from umi to boot!

*update: will it ever end?

This morning as i go through theblogs i read, i find The Inspire gone. Gone! No more! Deleted! Kaput! Tadak!

So instead of attempting to find more words to denote THE END, i tried to get a looksie on his last post. Mwahahaha, i guess i can say that i expected some DRAMA MWAHAHAHAHAHA! <--gelak orang malu-malu

You know, break-up, cheating girlfriend/boyfriend, parent disownage, or he just had simply died - i mean, he was sick for a while. Right?

Instead i find that his blog was hacked, though the hacker was kind enough to have left some unsavory post regarding Inspire's family and god, mixed with a dash of "pukimak". Man was he angry.

Or was it a hacker? OR was it him just going berzerk?

I'll never know.

Gotta love the Guru Pitka!

PS - Jessica Alba is hawt is a Sari

A lot of people are of the thinking that Al-Quran condemns all Jews as liars, oath breakers and numerous other negative qualities.

This is not true.

Try reading the Quran one in a while, and you'll find that while the Quran attributes the negative to Yahudi (Jews), all the positive are attributed to Israel.

It's something along the lines of "Damn those Yahudis, always badabadabada" in some surah and "And so the Israels did tremendous badabadabadabada" in others.

So, if you're a muslim and is about to curse at the Jews, do as the Quran has done and say "God damn Yahudis, barging in on to Palestine...i curse you while waving my middle finger in the air, and not because i'm just joining everyone else in this protest against you but because i'm really angry!"

But if you'd like to praise them, use Israel instead - for example: "Aha, looks like some Israels are protesting against the war and violence and this proves that the war is bad because even the Israels are protesting against the Yahudis!"

See what i did there? See how i used both labels in the second example? I'm awesome like that.

It's true you know; so many people you don't care about, getting back in touch - BRILLIANT!

Since everyone seems to 'feel' strongly about the recent war, either for or against, or some other stand... i'd like to jump on the bandwagon with this comment:-

Ay, it looks like 'that part' of my body seems to be growing a bit. It's bigger by an inch i think! And furthermore, it's fuller than it was last time i checked. Could it be that my eating habits are affecting this change?

And they say it shrinks as we men grow old! The only thing that's still the same is the amount of hair on it muahahaha.

Yep, my belly is really growing nowadays - time for a new belt, i reckon.

The year changed on me while i wasn't looking!

Damn 2009.